My name is Brady M. Stack, and I would like to announce my availability to play for the Boston Red Sox. Here are my stats:
Height: 2 ft 4 inches.
Weight: 18 pounds.
Position: First Base.
Bat: Right
Manager: Brian M. Stack (my Dad)
We can talk salary later. I'm sure with your bankroll, you'd be able to afford me. Call me and we'll talk!
1 comment:
Teach him to be a lefty and how to pitch - that's where the money is!
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